Well, because our boss is an egomaniac... and also a robot. So naturally he wanted to name the company after himself. He also insults us on a daily basis.

His name is Jeff and he is the worst. Don't believe us? Take a listen to this!

Seriously, that is just rude!

We tried, but unfortunately we are locked into a 25-year contract. Seriously, read that fine print, people! We got hosed!

Absolutely we do! It just so happens that a group of wrestlers threatened to turn us into human pretzels if we didn't help them.

Kidding! They have all been extremely pleasant to work with, unlike our jerk Robot Boss, Jeff.

We don't print directly, as we are just in graphic design. However what sets us apart from other graphic designers is we have backgrounds in the printing industry and have spent years working in prepress and with digital presses. This means we can work with printers on your behalf, so you don't have to worry about what "4/0, 2up on 11x17 with bleeds" means. We can also help find the right vendors to save you money!

That really depends on the project! From photo restoration, posters, social media graphics and one-of-a-kind illustrations from scratch, the prices can vary greatly. Rest assured, we want to work with you to find a budget you are comfortable with. We love what we do and want to make sure you are a happy customer.